- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Womens basketball

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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