- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

A Jew walks into Macy's

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Ron Paul for President!

This is funny.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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