Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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