- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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