Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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