What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A russian gives away vodka.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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