- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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