Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Hahaha

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Anti Joke

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