- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

mark is religion

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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