What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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