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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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