why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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RUN

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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