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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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