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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Come in.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Misner is a twat.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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