- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

ugh good riddance

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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