Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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The Female Orgasm

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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