Because she has down's syndrome

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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