What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Penis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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