- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

I can count to potato.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Please? No.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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