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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

PIED NINNY!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

I once did something.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what's black and can't swim?

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

So does Blake

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How many light bulbs? 1

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