- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Potato!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Hitler

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Mitt Romney

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I said I hate niiggers

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