Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why was the gay guy sad?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Republicans

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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