- Anti Joke

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

women rights

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

The guy above me has a very nice joke

elen degeneres is straight....

Your Mom