- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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