- Anti Joke

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

HURT

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges