Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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