how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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baby seal walks into a club

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Potato!

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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