Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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