the WNBA

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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knock knock no ones home

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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