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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Republicans

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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