Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

why does column have a letter n?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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