what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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