What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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I hate blackniggers

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Hi what I lug you

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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soccer

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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