* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

People...

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

whats 69+2? 71

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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