- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

sorry son your nanas been put down

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

RUN

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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