y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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mark is religion

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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