- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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