- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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