- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Democracy.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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