- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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