What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Womens' sports

whats white and sticky glue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

My friend harris is fat.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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