What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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