What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

so dont touch it.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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