What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

children burning

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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