- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Hillary Clinton

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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