So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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knock knock get lost!

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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