Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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