what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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