A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Anti Joke

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