- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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