- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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