- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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